Tunnels Scooters are scooters donated by individual Brownies to be used by the general Brown community in getting from place to place in the tunnels at an accelerated rate. Housing has been trying to ban the scooters from the Tunnels for as long as Brown generational memory can recall. Housing claims that they are opposed to the scooters because people have injured themselves while riding them, but the scooters do much more good than harm for the generally lazy and distance-spoiled Brown community. They are the bane of Housing's existence, but cherished by all Brownies.

The Tunnels Scooters were also featured on the 2016-2017 Brown Shirt drawn by Charlotte Siewick, accompanied by the caption "We Ride at Dawn"