Features of Tucker Lounge
Tucker Projector: The Television
Until 2013, Tucker Lounge featured a projector screen on which various movies (Fight Club), video games, and pornographic videos were played for the general Brown community. After renovation, the projector was replaced with a television after being deemed "a safety hazard", even though a brave pool noodle protected those of the taller persuasion from head injury. After the Great Poop Flood of 2013, the television was replaced and promptly broken by the dark magic of Andrew Annex. TPTT 2.0 was replaced in the fall of 2015 by Jake Saltzman, and lasted four days before being broken again. TPTT Mark 3 is currently in use.
Tucker: Small TV
Often colloquially referred to as the "Tucker video game TV" or more recently as "The Sports Corner", the second television in the lounge is often used when obnoxious assholes are being too distracting watching Monster High or The Office on the TPTT. Includes a PS3 and Gamecube. Key events include Sunday football, Dancing with the Stars, and Super Smash Bros.
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter
Tucker Dining Area
Equal parts eating dinner, playing board games, and working on MathCad assignments.
The cleanest bathroom in Brown College, since it is the only one that is frequently cleaned by the Maintenance Staff. Those who have ended their Friday night hunched over the toilet in Tucker Bathroom are members of the prestigious Tucker Vomiters Club (See: Brian Walter)
Tucker Sex Line
The telephone in Tucker. Must be answered correctly: "Tucker Sex Line, how may I service you?"
Not actual rats (usually). Term of endearment for those individuals who you always know are going to be in Tucker, no matter the time of day or whether they should be in class. (See: Thomas Nelson Williams III, Kean Finance; Sam Lagestee; Will Neff; and more recently, Kate Fitzgerald, Kate Shaffer, Jordan Chapman)