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A Cafe in the outer room of Smith Lounge that provides free baked goods, coffee, and tea for Brown residents. This was initiated by former Brown SR Mariah Huffman and former Brown Poobah Ricky Short after they visited the Princeton Residential Colleges for inspiration for Brown. Sometimes the employees at the Cafe will pour salt into their baked goods instead of sugar because they like to see the world burn.

Jordan Moller, the Norse God of Coffee, stays up here at ungodly hours brewing bean juice for the denizens of Brown.