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Mega Bed was a creation made by former Grand Poobah and Dr. Frankenstein, Austin Root. Mega Bed was born through Austin's manipulation of his role as Membership cochair to obtain a Brown suite with no roommate, giving him two Captains Beds, and then receiving a third bed from Jonathan DiLorenzo (Rumor has it that this sacrifice of Captains Bed did not in fact impede Dilo from having copious amounts of sex.)

Like all good things, Mega Bed died young after being only a semester old when Austin had to take off school to become GI Joe. Despite its short life span, Mega Bed will forever be famous in Brown for the amount of debauchery and comfort it enabled.